Facebook is the source for thousands on thousands of relationships ending each and every day. I could pull up some statistics on it so that I don’t get accused of just spouting shit out my asshole, but that would require some actual research on my part and it sounds like a pretty plausible statement in the first place, doesn’t it? I mean don’t you get pissy when you see your girl has ~5,000 tagged photos with her and her best guy “friend” Rob, whereas the two of you only have like 8 together?
In other words, Facebook basically exists to ruin relationships through petty jealousies, but in this case Liz Linham’s relationship ended when she found out that her husband had married a second woman…all because he put the second wedding’s photos onto Facebook.
“It was such a huge shock to me,” scarred spouse Liz Linham told Mirror. “I went on to Facebook and found the pictures pretty much straight away.”
The deceiving dope had posted dozens of photos of his wedding with his new bride on the same beach in Mexico, where he and Liz went on their honeymoon.
Adrian Linham, 43, even used the same best man, the Mirror reported.
Not gonna lie, Adrian Linham is a huge pile of shit but whoever his best man was must have lips sealed tighter than Hillary Clinton’s frigid pussy. If I ever need to hide a body out in the woods and need someone to help out but keep their shit to themselves, the first person I hit up is gonna be that dude.
Unfortunately for Adrian, his wife only found out about his polygamy because his mother-in-law wrote a letter to his original wife, Liz, saying that she was “sorry to hear of their divorce and her son’s quick remarriage.” It was then that she was prompted to log onto Facebook and see the photos.
He and his mistress, Hayley Totterdell, are seen grinning and holding each other during their ocean-side ceremony, surrounded by his new wife’s family.
In another photo, the beaming newlyweds pose by the Riviera Maya shore.
“I called him to confront him, but he yet again denied it,” Liz Linham said, according to the publication. “I just went into meltdown.”
Liz has since kicked Adrian out of the house, and because life is sometimes fair and not a giant frothing bitch Adrian is currently serving a 17 week sentence in jail. The only question I’ve got left is how did it take so long for Liz to find out her husband was cheating? Does she not have a Facebook? Was she not skeptical when her husband would dip out for weeks at a time? The loser is a goddamn scuba instructor, you don’t really need to be gone for months in order to teach a few classes and nab a paycheck.
[H/T Uproxx, NY Daily News & Daily Mail, header image via Shutterstock]