America has a new public enemy. When we find this guy, it’s curtains.
The Lincoln Memorial is currently closed after vandals splattered green paint all over the base of the iconic 19-foot statue. Someone hates ‘Murrica.
Officials are hopeful the Memorial will be re-opened today.
What should they do when they find the offender? Tar and feather? Water torture? Force him to marry Mary Todd? Have him try to catch a penny dropped from the Washington Monument?
The possibilities are really endless.