If only sadness were a T-shirt. Hulk Hogan could just rip the pain away.
The Best Wrestler Ever appeared on the “Today Show” this morning to talk about his recent starring role in a widely circulated sex tape.
"It's just something that has devastated me and totally ... I've never been on something on this level," he told them.
According to Hogan (actual name: Terry Bollea), he was at a "friend's house" when the incident occurred, and "I had no idea there was a camera in the room."
Things weren't going so great for the mustachioed wrestler back then; he admitted he was at a "very low point" when he was filmed without his knowledge, but added, "I'm not making excuses, I'm accountable, I was the guy, I was there, I made the choice."
God, can’t a guy perform cunnilingus on Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife with another dude in the room in peace? What has this country come to?
But don’t you worry about Hulk. He’s a fighter.
Added Hogan, he's not taking this lying down: "I'm going full-blown to try to find out who did this to me and why and what's the motivation," he said.
That said, he's in a better frame of mind than he was six years ago -- currently in "transition from the world's greatest wrestler to maybe the world's greatest beach bum a la surfer."