You may think you know how to eat a bagel, Bro, but you’re wrong.
What, you slice it, toast it and spread it with some cream cheese?
The fuck you doing? That’s not how you eat a bagel. For starters, that method doesn’t even involve a power drill. SMDH, Bro. SMDH.
Stop being a fucking pussy and eat your bagel the way this real brah shows you how to do it.
[H/T @MarisaKabas]