Life
by J. Camm on June 5, 2014

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Women will never understand the time and care it takes to find that perfect clip of porn that is worthy of our load. It can be a labor of self-love. Oftentimes taking several minutes to settle on the one that will make climax worth it and lesson the post-jack guilt. The guys who made this video about how every guy masturbates know the struggle. And let’s not mince words, it IS a struggle. Men understand the fragility of life. Every jack could be our last. If it’s not perfect, we’ll never forgive ourselves and we’ll probably come back as a ghost and haunt the next son of a bitch who lives in our house every time he tries to punch his own ticket.

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.