Houston Man Unable To Find a Taker For Extensive Adult Video Collection

He’s willing to accept anything in trade, excluding live animals, because someone already offered a pet zebra. At least that is what he told a reporter for the Houston Chronicle because, YES, the Houston Chronicle felt it necessary to interview a man about his porn collection posting on Craigslist.

“I was just offered a Patriot Missile nose cone. As it is plastic I am sure it is some kind of model or kit,” he writes. He pictures a kid in a basement building a rocket, deciding to stock up on porn, rather than prepping for federal charges.

We’d be willing to trade for those DVDs. We’ve got 3,000 porn videos NOT in their original packaging if ya’ know what we mean.

[via Houston Chronicle]