A longtime House stenographer lost her mind during a vote aimed at ending the the government shutdown. It was really, really weird.
The woman's main talking points were God and the freemasons, so you know she was all there mentally.
"He will not be mocked. He will not be mocked. Don't touch me. He will not be mocked," the stenographer shouted as she was taken away by U.S. Capitol Police. "The greatest deception here is not 'one nation under God.' It never was. Had it been, it would not have been."
She continued, "The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God."
She went on, "You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God, Lord Jesus Christ."
The woman was understandably taken away from the chamber as stunned lawmakers looked on.
Never trust a stenographer. No one should ever be able to type that fast.
[H/T: USA Today]