Colver Pittilla has had her heart broken one too many times by young bros looking to play the field.
The 19-year-old former medical student decided to give up on the uphill battle of finding true love and sold herself out to thirsty, lonely older men who will give her money and gifts for her company, and yes, sometimes sexual intercourse.
Disillusioned by guys her age, Colver joined the website seekingarrangement.com in 2014 after her friends suggested that she needed a more mature man in her life. She advertises herself online as a ‘sugar baby’ and has dated eleven older men, from bankers to CEOs to restaurant owners.
https://www.instagram.com/p/42S4M_xH-W/Pittilla shamelessly admitted to the Mirror,
“I’ve had eleven sugar daddies so far, including three or four serious ones. Boys do nothing but mess you around. At least if a sugar daddy breaks my heart, I can cry into a brand new pair of Manolo Blahniks. But I’m a very mature 19. With young guys you get nothing but heartache, and all they want is sex. I want more than this.”
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Colver’s first date with a sugar daddy was with a 34-year-old restaurant owner from London. They went to a casino–interesting play.
He lost about £5,000 that night and didn’t even bat an eye,” she said. “It was as if £5,000 (about $7,500) was nothing to him. I couldn’t believe it. I just remember thinking, ‘I wish you’d spent that on me’.”
Other sugar daddies have offered her glamorous trips to Singapore and Dubai and one man decided he wanted to pay for her medical school tuition and put her up in her own posh London flat. Colver backed out, citing his poor intentions (aka SEX, which, I hate to break it to you sweetie, is every sugar daddy’s intention.)
And then there was the 74-year-old man who she knew wasn’t in it for sex because he was too fucking old to get it up. Pittilla told the Mirror,
“He was the oldest guy. He wasn’t interested which I’m quite happy about as I don’t think I’d have been able to stomach it.
All we ever did was talk and go to nice restaurants, but he loved buying me expensive clothes, so we’d often go shopping together. The only catch was he would only buy me something he liked.
He hated pink, which is my favourite colour. I always wanted a pink bag, he’d say no, it’s pink put it away. He’d point out lingerie like a frumpy floral bra for an older woman that a young girl wouldn’t be seen dead in.
He was sweet, though. I’d get presents through the post from him, like boxes of Victoria’s Secret underwear out of the blue.”
Get it gramps.
You may be wondering what the 19-year-old’s parents think about her setup. Welp, they basically chalk it up to her being an entrepreneur.
“They’re proud I have independence, they’re happy I can take care of myself.”
Well, you’re not really taking care of yourself sweetie, old man river is. But who am I to judge? I would do the same shit if a great grandma wanted to buy me a pair of Jordan’s in exchange for my time.
Yo great grandmas out there–I’m a size 12 and I’ll put out. Just say the word.
Does anyone have a lollipop I can borrow, though? Not sure how this works.
[h/t Mirror]
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