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Ah… The old “spank prank,” when girls accuse random strangers in public of touching their butt. A prankster from /whatever was in on the joke, but I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this happen on the New York City subway when it seemed like absolutely nothing happened at all. That’s just what happens when you force a bunch of people underground into metal moving tubes.