Smokin’ Hot Chick With Insane Hula Hoop Skills Is Something I Never Thought I’d Say, But Sure Glad I Did

Meet Rachael. Hula Hoop Goodess and future mother of my three athletic children. I am fully convinced this is exactly what this girl was put on this Earth to do. Any hobby or career endeavor I undertake will fall short of the spectacle that I just watched 41 times. The precision, the execution, the sex appeal, the butt is otherworldly. I don’t think I blinked for four minutes.

But now that the art of hula hoop is mastered, I challenge Rachael to dominate another lost art…

And once that is mastered…

Balls in your court, babe.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.