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by J. Camm on November 8, 2013

According to Huff Po:

Police pulled over 18-year-old Kristen Forester in Fort Pierce, Fla. when they noticed that she was driving while wearingonly her bra and panties, TC Palm reports. Police reports detailing the Oct. 21 incidentwere released this week.

Forester was allegedly driving recklessly and was pulled over at 3:16 a.m. The police report states that she smelled like booze and said she'd had a shot.

“I then asked why she had no clothes on, which she stated she was at work and drove home like that,” officer Michael Azevedo wrote in the report. Her place of employment wasn't listed.

In a video recorded from the police cruiser (above), Forester can be seen wearing a Shaquille O'Neal Miami Heat jersey — backward – with a towel around her waist, IB Times reports.

Ok, so she is a stripper or a prostitute or a Victoria Secret mannequin, right? Where else would that outfit be acceptable for work (save from our office, always)? And is this what cops do every time they pull someone over who is obviously fucked up? I've never had the good fortune of getting a DUI. I mean, this whole exercise seems hilariously unnecessary. I know it is necessary, because PROTOCOL, but she is clearly not in any shape to drive. 

J. Camm

About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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