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I play junior hockey up in Canada, and in junior hockey you’re all about one thing: getting your "notch" count up.

So we were on a road trip and all the boys, of course, want to get some action that night, seeing as we had a couple days until we played our next game. So I call up my buddy who plays on the team there in town and I ask him if he knows any broads that would be down to get roasted by some of the boys.

He says, "Me and my 3 other buddies just took down this girl the other night."

So naturally, being the team player that I am, I say, “perfect give me her number.”

So I text her and get her to the hotel and up to my room no problem. I get in on the bed fire it up and just lay into her. She brought a whole box of condoms so you could tell she was down for a good time.

So I’m rooming with two other guys and they are just sitting there Skyping me banging this girl to the other boys in the other rooms.

So I finish up and get mine so the other boys can have a go. Our team captain walks into the room, looks at her, then at me, and asks, "I guess it’s my turn, eh?”

I start laughing my head off he gets in there and gives her a go.

I look around the corner at the door and what do I see but the whole team standing there peeking their heads around the corner. I tell them to get their asses in there and lay into her. So our whole team is in the room, we have her in doggy style and she is just sucking one guy off, jerking off two more, and there are about four guys behind her just taking there turns and pumping this chick.

High-fives all around and just laughing our asses off. Needless to say, this girl took it like a champ, not a word out of her. We all finished and she left. We ended up winning the game a couple nights later; we all say it was thanks to her for relaxing all of us.

A great road trip.

She literally took a million for the team. Guess this is one way to build camaraderie. Not the best way, mind you, but a way nonetheless.

Before I start this story I wanna give some background.

Last year I was a senior in high school on the coast of California and I went to a separate school than some of my friends. Their high school prom was approaching pretty soon. What makes this important is that for their after prom, they rented a mansion on the beach for week with 100 kids, no parents and just get smashed.

Now since I didn’t go to that school, my friends needed me to scramble for any girl that was willing to ask me. I couldn't find one for the past week.

So now the story... I've been dating this girl for almost about 6 months (which I didn't think was serious even though she did). You know, just the casual blowies and occasional f*ck from time to time. We'll call her 'Jen'. Anyway, I brought her to one of the parties in my town with my main group of friends she met for the first time, the girl knew nobody at the party. So within the first hour of the party Jen drank all her vodka and is almost incoherent.

I'm almost drunk at this point and she just starts sucking my face all-out PDA, which she usually hates, and I'm not refusing it. She takes me upstairs and immediately starts sucking me off and a half hour later I finish up.

When we walk back downstairs, I can tell that the large amounts of alcohol and my man seed did not mix well in her stomach and I knew she was about to puke any minute. Knowing this, I leave Jen with a couple girls and start hanging with my buddies.

Within the minute, Jen heads to the bathroom with some other girls and starts to hook up with the toilet. I called her a cab to come pick her up, and she leaves at about 11 p.m. (I found out she actually made it home alright, pretty shocking).

Now that she's gone, I spot a girl we will call 'Sam' (well-known through the school as downright beautiful, but not a slut surprisingly). It comes to my surprise that one of my junior female friends decides to be my wingman for the night and finds out that Sam wants my dick. Right before she has to head home, she grabs my arm and takes me upstairs. She makes it well known she wants to bone.

I didn't have a rubber on me so I quickly ran downstairs and got one from my friend. I run back up the stairs and she's waiting for me completely naked in the bed I had just gotten head in an hour earlier. She takes my pants off and we go at it. Thank god I had a lot of c*m in storage that night. We finish in about 45 minutes and head back downstairs. Sam had to leave with her friends so now she's out of the picture.

About 1 a.m. now, and about half the kids are still at the party. I’m blackout at this point so this is just what my friends told me... I discover that one of the girls left at the party doesn't have a prom date yet, so my friends pressure me into spitting game with this girl for a date to prom (a solid 3). I get her to ask me and I say yes, which she thinks means i wanna hookup with her. No thanks. I avoid all moves she makes on me and deny her requests to walk her home.

I dodged a bullet there and made that night a story my friends laughed at, mostly because I cheated on my girlfriend within an hour after we hooked up in the same bed, while accomplishing to snag a date to prom and eventually having one of the best weeks in my life.

Ah, young romance. Such a beautiful thing.