What's with everyone being honest when it comes to ads these days? I want to be deceived. I want to be hoodwinked. I want to go to a bar thinking the experience is going to blow my goddamn mind to pieces. And I certainly want to buy a f*cking product -- let's say a ShamWow -- and feel like I've been shammed for having done it, but only after the fact. I don't like all this advertising honesty, I don't like it one bit.