Get this guy a deal working with the homeless dude with the golden voice on a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese commercial. Come on, Kraft, do the right thing. You're heartless scumbags if you don't give him a job right alongside Ted Williams, the bastard with the angel's voice. No pressure, though, we're all just counting on you to help this guy out. So do it, ya shitdicks.
UPDATE: The college bros who captured this video started a Indiegogo page to raise a few bucks to help Clydesdale get back on his feet. Go donate. (Oh, and don't think for one second this lets you off the hook, Kraft, you bastards.)