5. Monica Bellucci

Bellucci appeared on the scene with a bang eight years ago with her appearance in “The Matrix Reloaded.” That inevitably led to everyone delightfully finding the Italian beauty butt nekked all over the internet. It’s probably her Italian nature, but Bellucci has never shied away from nud*ty or revealing articles of clothing in public settings. She barely even noticed that she had a nip slip while being interviewed with Robert De Niro for the 61st Italian Music Festival this week. It might be the dress’s fault, but how can it be blamed for not being able to contain the huge b**bs she’s working with?

4. Lala Vazquez

Some may say it was Carmelo Anthony’s intention to play in NYC because that’s where his roots are, but the move was certainly encouraged by his wife, Lala Vazquez. Vazquez has always been trying to push her flailing socialite agenda and Carmelo’s move to the Knicks certainly helps that case. Within a week of touching down in New York, Vazquez already landed another VH1 show. Knicks fans just want Carmelo to land them Chris Paul or Deron Williams, plus a couple championships.

  3. Gemma Merna

From across the pond with love comes this blonde soap opera star you’ve probably never heard of. We're pretty sure that while Merna has won comedy performance awards for her work in “Hollyoaks,” she gets more attention for being blonde and stacked. Maybe the appropriate term in England is “Loaded” as that was the publication Merna appeared in this week and it was hard not to take notice. Fucking shit her tits are huge.  

2. Joanna Krupa

Who knew the countries Poland and Russia could be associated with the words beach and heat, but that’s exactly what we saw in Krupa’s shoot in Maxim Russia this week. I’m sorry to say I missed Krupa in her days as a Juggy Dancer on the “The Man Show” and really only figured out who she was when she partnered with Terrell Owens on ABC’s “Superstars.” It’s debatable what’s more embarrassing between my lack of Juggy Dancer viewing or Owens’ performance on “Superstars,” but neither is acceptable.  

1. Kate Upton

Last week young Kate opened our eyes as a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue rookie, so naturally our BroBible staff went looking for as much of her as they could find. Little did we know how easy it was to get plenty of Upton over her Twitter feed. The vixen has been posting candid photos of herself for some time now and we’re glad that candid includes cleavage and ass shots. For even more, check out the intro video on her personal website.