The new comedy "30 Minutes or Less" poses a hilarious get-rich-quick hypothetical: What would happen if you kidnapped a pizza delivery guy, strapped a bomb to his chest, and told him to go rob a bank? And what if that pizza delivery guy happened to be Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. Eh, we mean actor Jesse Eisenberg, late of "The Social Network" and the star of "30 Minutes or Less." With buddy Aziz Ansari by his side and kidnappers Danny McBride and Nick Swardson (in gorilla and monkey masks) calling all the shots, Eisenberg must pull off the heist in nine hours or less or, well, get blown up. There's so much comedic firepower in this flick that we've rounded up each of the stars' funniest lines from their previous movies, TV shows, standup acts, and viral videos to give you a taste of what to expect in "30 Minutes or Less," which opens August 12 in theaters nationwide.

First, the trailer for "30 Minutes or Less":

Jesse Eisenberg
Role: Nick — Pizza Delivery Guy, Human Bomb, Amateur Bank Robber

From "Social Network" — Relationship Status



From "Social Network" — Algorithm



From "Social Network" — Interrogation/Raining



From "Zombieland" — Rules



From "Zombieland" — Tallahassee Analysis



From "Zombieland" — Clown



On the next page: Danny McBride's funniest clips…