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by David Covucci on April 9, 2014

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Get ready to clutch those pearls! The teens have found a new way to get high. And this time, they don’t need to hang out on street corners and exchange money with undesirables to get their fix. No, all they need to do is be filthy.

Because apparently crushed up, dried and smoked bed bugs—yes, bed bugs—creates a hallucinogenic high.

Don’t believe me? There’s a news report about it and everything. It might even be an epidemic.

Teens. What will they think of next?

Update: This is fake as shit, as confirmed on ABC 15′s Facebook page. Fun while it lasted. DON’T SMOKE BEDBUGS, idiots.

[Via Elite Daily]

David Covucci

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