High School Student Slipped Horny Goat Weed In Teacher’s Drink In An Attempt To Get Her Fired

The stupidity of this kid far surpasses what is detailed in the headline. Not only did this 15-year-old Alexander County High School student try to slip Horny Goat Weed into his teacher’s drink, because she took away his Chrome Book in class, but the jackass actually thought the product was made from marijuana. He figured pouring it into his teacher’s drink would get her high and she would do something stupid and get fired. Bulletproof plan. Teflon to the fucking max.

According to WSOCTV:

“The student took a pill and crushed it to a powder before putting it in his teacher’s drink. They said he thought if she took it, it might change her behavior,” according to investigators.

“He just heard the word ‘weed’ and thought it was maybe some marijuana-type pill,” said Millsaps. “He wanted the teacher to do something stupid and cause her to get fired.”

He looked past the word HORNY and went straight to WEED. What high school kid does that?!? I guess our answer is: the kind who tries to drug his teacher because she took away his Chrome Book.

Hope this newfound street cred is worth it for him, because according to the report, “distributing of certain food at Halloween and all other times prohibited is considered a felony offense.”

[H/T TFM]