Um... are you sure? Maybe do a Google Search on that one, proud new mother? Now that you've have your LOLs, best links of the day after the jump.

• 6 Terrifying Children's Cartoons from Around the World. [Cracked]
• PHOTO GALLERY: 15 Totally Dumb Jobs. [TruTV]
• 40 Things GDIs Should Know About Greeks. [TFM]
• The 50 Most Polarizing Players in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• SWAG: Barney’s Purple Swag. [PGH2]
• Domino’s pizza safe sound guy rides a silent electrical scooter like a champion. [The Chive]
• Netflix Will Post All 10 New ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes At The Same Time. [Uproxx]
• Bluthex for Arrested Development Anxiety [Uproxx]
• The Five Best Modern Architectural Feats. [All That Is Interesting]
• Drunk man arrested for attempted robbery with hot dog tongs. [Guyism]
• The 5 Best Summer Beaches, and 5 to Avoid. [Mandatory]
• Tupac X R2D2. [High Definite]
• Redneck Tattoo Removal Is Literally The Worst [College Humor]
• 4 Classic Moments from Hef’s “Playboy After Dark” [Smoking Jacket]
• Check out the HUGE Cribs of These 10 Current and Former MLB Stars. [Bleacher Report]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Summer Crosley [Heavy]
• 12 Ways to Blow Your 2012 Tax Refund. [Maxim]
• Some People You’ll Meet at a House Party. [TFM]
• Let Us Now Make Fun Of These Ohio State Students Waiting In Line For LMFAO Tickets. [Uproxx]
• 25 of the most mildly annoying nuisances on the planet. [The Chive]
• The 1960s Spidey Meme. [Runt of the Web]
• 5 Apocalypse Scenarios Governments Have Actually Addressed [Mental Floss]
• Dumbest. Liquor Store Commercial. EVER. [TruTV]
• The 29 Craziest Sights You'll Ever See. [Ask Men]
• 6 Illicit Lemonade Stands Towns Had to Shut Down. [Mental Floss]
• The 5 Stages of Revenge Fantasies Every Man Has Had. [Cracked]