As you know by now, the Internet is a strange wasteland of strange videos with little significance, meaning, or entertainment value. This is not one of those videos. Here we have a video of a pissed-off Russian man hitting another man's head with a shovel. The man beating struck with the garden tool remains completely complacent during the whole ordeal. Dude needs to learn to fight back. Meanwhile, all their vodka-drunk buddies yuck it up in the background as he takes it like a b*tch. We'd love to know the context of this video, but, unfortunately, Igor, our Russian translator/janitor, is on vacation this week hunting wolves in Siberia and hooking Waffles' up with a mail-order bride. Talk about bad timing! The most random shovel beat-down you'll see today after the jump.

Oh Russia, we'll never truly understand your sense of humor (or lack thereof), but we'll always be amused by random ass shit like this.

Hat Tip: Next Round