Thanks to our friends at Gorilla Mask, today we stumbled upon a little online project called FourLokoStories.com. The name basically says it all (although most of the stories sound ridiculously contrived). We also found a video of this idiot chugging four 24 oz. cans of Four Loko. It takes a while, but he even manages to pound two cans straight out of a coffee pot. Now, tell me, are you really that surprised this b*tches brew is getting banned left and right, especially when douchenozzles like this are recording this shit and putting it on YouTube?

Of course, maybe Terry's smarter than we think. Maybe he was able to switch out the coffee pot with Kool-Aid or something. Regardless, you're not really going to change my opinion: the kid's still a idiot.