Life
by David Covucci on April 8, 2014

rat-subway

A rat is an animal which is not terribly different than a mouse or squirrel. I just moved to New York City and see them frequently now, walking across the subway tracks. I don’t mind them.

But boy are most New Yorkers terrified of rats. I don’t know why. It’s not like they bite, or can kill you with their claws, or really do anything for that matter except try to find food. But this morning, a rat managed to get on the A train in Brooklyn and people shit their pants.

Have some self-respect. And some balls. You are standing on a subway seat to avoid being touched by an animal.

[Via @SoCarolineSays]

David Covucci

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David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at david.covucci@brobible.com.