Jesus, what a loose anus hole. Even weirder than him stuffing a gun up his ass is that the thing wasn't loaded. Probably a good idea considering if it went off inside him he'd be the laughing stock of the entire prison...and dead. Thing is, he didn't even bother to pack bullets. 22-year-old Michael Ward -- arrested after police found drugs during a routine traffic stop -- just smuggled an unloaded, fairly useless gun up his ass anyway. Bravo?

Why would you put an unloaded gun up your two-hole? Can you get bullets in jail? Are they the new currency in prisons? Or maybe he wanted his fellow inmates to take notice that he likes it raw without directly saying "Hey, I'm up for being your power bottom." There has to be a logical reason because good God, having that gun (pictured below) inside your a**hole looks like no pleasure cruise. Look how f*cking rusty and disgusting it is. In all sincerity, I hope he got a tetanus shot before he stuffed that in himself. Video from Huffington Post's report is also below.