So one of Khaleesi’s dragons flew off the set of Game of Thrones into this bro, Drew Arnold’s, bedroom. Drew took to Reddit to share his experience:
This asshole flew through two panes of glass. Shook it off. Destroyed my bedroom. Shit on everything he destroyed, and then had the audacity to smile at me as he was being escorted from the premises.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Drew, but if a pterodactyl flies through two panes of glass, drops deuces all over your room, and smiles at you on the way out, it’s fucking personal bro. This was no mistake, this was premeditated and that thing is coming back. If you’re reading this, I advise you to stop and immediately bring your mattress down to the basement. I don’t know what you did to piss off the tigers of the sky, and that’s none of my business, but I think you should lay low for a few weeks, like underground low. Maybe play some Duck Hunter or throw on How to Train You Dragon or something. It will probably be entertaining and instructional. Kill two birds with one stone, ya know? Oh what do I know, a hawk hasn’t flown through my window, shit everywhere, and laughed in my face in quite some time.
Could have just knocked…
An animal control dude showed up 45 minutes later and immediately started texting his boys.
Via Uproxx