#1: Naps. I hated naptime with a vengeance as a child. You know how much better life would be if I could just crawl into the conference room around 2PM every afternoon and take a nap for an hour? It'd be amazing! But alas, the conference room is a conference room, not a bedroom and I enjoy keeping my job, not looking like a lazy slob. Plus, I had four years of college to basically nap everyday 2PM to 4PM (almost always after watching Maury Povich) with some degree of regularity.