Hate that feeling you get in the morning after a long night of drinking? No, not the feeling of regret once you remember you went down on a chick with a lazy-eye just so she'd give you a hand job, but rather, the one where your head is throbbing and you'd swear it's because an elephant's COCK is penetrating your eye. Well, there's apparently no need to ever find yourself in that situation again and it's all thanks to Bytox, the Hangover Prevention Patch.
According to the Daily Mail:
Users are instructed to attach the patch - which is similar in appearance and design to a nicotine patch - 45 minutes before drinking and leave it on until the next day or about eight hours after they finish drinking.
Dr Grossman has claimed that the ingredients - B vitamins, acai berry, vitamins A, D, E and K and folic - are delivered continuously to the bloodstream as opposed to those from a pill which are excreted relatively quickly.
American inventor Dr Leonard Grossman claims ‘only an intravenous stuck in your arm while drinking could be more effective than a Bytox patch’.'
'It won’t, however, prevent you getting drunk and definitely won’t prevent embarrassing and/or regrettable behaviour.'
Thank fucking God for that last part. Now, if only there was something you could put on your dick to prevent STDs and infants. We'd be all set; just grabbing life by the horns. Oh, wait...
This chick knows what's good; why wake up with two regrets when you can only wake up with one? HEYOOOO!
Lastly, after poking around, I noticed this has been out for a few months, if not longer. Has anyone tried it yet? If so, how effective is it?
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