Cancel the headline of the year contest, because this one wins.
Isaac Vigil, a 32-year-old man from Denver, Colorado, was caught smoking meth in the parking lot of a McDonald’s. He was arrested, and the officer searching him found a crack pipe and a knife. According to the Daily Mail, he was frisked two more times before being placed in the back of a patrol car.
That’s when things got weird.
After his arrest, police said he threatened several times to shoot them and that he wanted to die. He also allegedly told police he had been smoking meth for three days and didn’t want to go back to prison.
Officers say when they arrived at the police district, Vigil refused to get out of the car and fired two shots from behind his back.
He fired two shots at them from the back of a police car. How did he do that? Because he had a Raven P25 Auto .25 handgun either clenched tightly between this butt cheeks or literally up his ass.
According to the police report, he also had two baggies of meth hidden in his ‘rectal area.’
Because, you know.
None of the officers were injured in the shooting, but they returned fire, hitting Vigil in the stomach. He’s okay now, except that, in addition to charges of possession of drug paraphernalia, felony menacing and possession of a weapon, he got attempted murder tacked on.
I want more like this!
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