A half-naked Florida Woman has been arrested for masturbating in the privacy of her own home thanks to Obama’s hippie-liberal agenda.
Wait, she was arrested because Obama? No, not really, the 50-year-old woman was arrested for masturbating on top of a motorcycle inside her garage (with the door open), after the ‘lewd/lascivious exhibition‘ was witnessed by neighbors (including a 13-year-old boy).
The Daytona Beach News-Journal has the story:
Karen Marie Dilworth was charged with lewd/lascivious exhibition by a person over 18 on a person under 16, after the incident in front of her house on Pine Cone Trail in The Trails subdivision on Saturday night, a report shows.
The 50-year-old Dilworth, who denied she committed a sex act on a motorcycle, told Ormond Beach police that she was in her garage smoking and drinking beers, the report shows.
The boy and his mother were arriving at their residence on Pine Cone Trail when they spotted Dilworth — the front of her half-nude body on the bike was facing the street — in her garage, the report shows. The shocked mother called out to her other neighbor and that neighbor in turn yelled out to Dilworth, the report shows.
Whether or not I am the first person ever to coin the phrase ‘MOM–Masturbating On Motorcycle’ remains to be seen, what we do know however is that in this age of everything being accessible via the Internet, witnessing this woman flick her button was in NO WAY a shock to the 13-year-old boy neighbor.
Furthermore, I subscribe to the laissez–faire school of thought that maintains a person should be free to get off within the confines of their own home. In fact, those neighbors should have been charged as peeping toms!
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