I don’t make any high-stakes bets that involve doing stuff to my hair. You know how expensive hair fuck-ups are? I’m more willing to snort bathroom cleaner up my nose than I am to tackle a bottle of hair bleach on my own. Trips to the hospital aren’t fun, but at least insurance pays for those and I won’t have to sit through 5 hours of my hair dresser bitching at me for fucking my hair up and then get saddled with a $400 bill. As for what Reddit user Hansel34’s hair dresser said when he rolled up and asked to have his hair cut like a pineapple…they were probably at a loss for words. According to Hansel34,
‘In the beginning of the school year as motivation for school/fitness, my cousin and I decided to have a GPA/push-up bet,’ Hansel said in the caption for his post titled ‘Lost a bet with my cousin, this is the result’.
‘She ended up getting a 4.0 across the board, which I wasn’t even close too [sic]’.
‘The winner could do whatever they wanted to the other person’s hair, she definitely was pretty kind with it!’ says Hansel.
Good on Hansel34 for not bitchin’ out and quitting. Plus, that shirt is sick.
[H/T Metro]