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Take a second and think about the stuff you say to your girlfriend or wife over text message. Really think about it.
Are you horrified by your own actions and words yet? I know I am.
Now think about having other people read those very intimate texts. I couldn’t imagine it. I’d be embarraced if someone read the last scandalous and sexually-charged exchange I had with the Mrs.
Her: “Dinner?”
Me: “Let’s order. I want to workout.”
Her: “I hate working out on Mondays.”
Me: “I know. Fuck it. I won’t go either. Still order, though. I don’t feel like cooking.”
Her: “Totally.”
What did I tell ya? It’s like reading a goddamn erotic novel. And I apologize for the boner you were just forced to talk down.
Anyhoo… some guys read other guy’s texts that they sent to their girlfriends. They’re nowhere near as carnal as the shit my wife and I say to each other, but what is?