Quick Synopsis: Dickbag #1, sitting on the goalpost, jumps off and breaks the piece of wood with the weight of his body and his nut sack. In turn, that causes a chain reaction of dickbag #2 to take wood to the groin, and dickbag #3 to get a wedgie. Then dickbag #1 cries because he had an absentee father, or so I assume. What a great way to wind down the work day.