This Guy’s Facebook Post About Breaking Up With His Best Friend And Picking A New One Has Gone Viral

Early last week a man named Asif Rasa Rana, hailing from Gujranwala, Pakistan decided to join the millions of other idiots on Facebook who think that their 500 friends (of which ~8 or so they’re only friends with) actually care about what he’s doing with his personal life. Is he getting married? Pregnant? Adopting an abused kitten and then neglecting to change its litter box regularly? NO! He’s breaking up with his now ex-best friend, Mudasir. Why this milestone required the above image, as well as this post…

I DECLARE THAT I LEFT MY PAST BEST_FRIEND #MUDASIR_ISMAIL_AHMAD ….Because he became very selfish, Proudy, and those who shows me Attitude, I keep them under my Foot…… Huuhhh…….
Now SAlman AHmad Naqash is my best friend……Its for information to all

…remains a mystery. All we know is that it happened. Maybe it was meant to be private (in which case, why are you doing this on Facebook?) or maybe he made it public intentionally (same question applies). Either way, I’m still sitting here like “Huuhhh…….”

In case you’re for some reason emotionally invested in this Kindergarten-level drama and are curious as to what kind of guy Asif dumped Mudasir for, the answer is this:

Take a long hard look at that, then imagine what Mudasir had to be like in order for Fountain of Franzia up there to be an upgrade.

Not long after being posted Rana’s message went viral, getting shared over 4,000 times and racking up comments on comments from people around the world:

As for why Rana decided to stop being friends with Mudasir, according to Buzzfeed:

“Before Salman always thought that Mudasir was best for me,” Rana said. “When we — me and Mudasir — were often angry to each other, Salman always made a compromise between us, but when Salman and me were angry with each other, Mudasir never made a compromise between us.”

That’s all fine and dandy Rana, but the question remains: WHY DID YOU PUT THIS ON FACEBOOK?

[H/T Buzzfeed]