This Guy’s Face While Ciara Gives Him A Lap Dance During Her Concert Is Straight From My Nightmares

Maybe it’s just because I’m a girl, but this whole thing is kind of grossing me out. Not because there’s anything wrong with lap dances or what-have-you, but more because this guy’s face doesn’t change expression. Ever. He’s like a fucking wax doll who only knows how to sit with his arms spread wide and a doofy smile plastered on his face while Ciara does flips and shit around his dick. Towards the end he smiles a bit but I think that’s only because he realized his sociopathic manor was beginning to show through and had to start faking it with a little more gusto.

Eughh.

[H/T MTV News]