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by Andy Moore on April 4, 2014

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If this guy was hungover—note: he’s at a speech competition so those odds tilt toward “unlikely”—then he now holds the ultimate one-upper on any friends who ever try to swap morning-after stories. “Dude, I was so hungover I ordered food from bed all day.” “Oh word? I blacked out, came in sixth in a speech competition, and vommed for a camera. They say the University of Nebraska at Kearney’s exhibition hall was Never. The. Same.”

[H/T: Brian Rosenthal, via Deadspin]

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