by J. Camm on June 23, 2014


Watching this video of Japanese dudes trying to learn how to use “fuck” correctly reminded me of Roman Moroni from Johnny Dangerously, which, by the way, is a highly underrated movie. Or maybe it’s rated fairly and I just have shit taste in movies? Likely that.

Anyway, like Japanese people who don’t completely grasp our language, Moroni’s character was constantly butchering it as well, especially profanity. Here’s a taste: “I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves.”

J. Camm

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.