Watching this video of Japanese dudes trying to learn how to use “fuck” correctly reminded me of Roman Moroni from Johnny Dangerously, which, by the way, is a highly underrated movie. Or maybe it’s rated fairly and I just have shit taste in movies? Likely that.
Anyway, like Japanese people who don’t completely grasp our language, Moroni’s character was constantly butchering it as well, especially profanity. Here’s a taste: “I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves.”