If you own a car, you’ve probably had a stupid animal take its own life using your motor vehicle as its weapon of death. Whether a squirrel darts out into the street or a bird flies right into your grill, you can’t help it. You are not about to jerk the wheel and put yourself in danger for some animal that obviously wants to die. It’s not your fault. But that kind of “accidental” animal death is not what Florida’s (because honestly, where else?) Jason Scott Falbo II is going to jail for. In fact, he was pretty clear about what happened when he gave his statement to the police about the day he ran over 9 ducklings with his riding lawnmower.
According to the Palm Beach police report Falbo had this to day:
They were in my path, so I just kept mowing.
THE FUCK, BRO?
Now, you would think that the judge threw the book at this guy, right? Obviously our society doesn’t look at non-hunting, animal murder in the same way we look at human murder, but you would have to assume that this cocksucker got a substantial amount of time for mowing an entire gaggle of ducklings, because who the fuck is sick enough to nonchalantly mow down an entire gaggle of ducklings?
He got one year. One fucking year. Way to go, Florida.
[H/T Unilad]