Wiseass Pulls Over A Cop For A Broken Headlight, Let’s Him Off With Warning

My how the tables have turned. Getting pulled over for a broken headlight is beyond frustrating. It’s like my girl reminding me I have a small pecker. Of course I am aware of the problem babe, and if I could fix it, I would. Maybe it would grow if you put your lips on it. For once. Officer, If I had the cash to get my headlight fixed, it would be fixed. But I don’t get paid for two weeks and I just bought lunch with nickels.

It’s good to see this little shit expose this officer for his hypocrisy. The officer really didn’t have an angle to counter his point either. It’s like me telling my nephew not to smoke and having him walk in on me ripping a gravity bong hit. There’s no way to spin that. Especially when I’m stoned.

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.