Do you see that guy up there?
Do you?
Do you really see him?
Because I do. Watching him puke all over his own face makes me feel better about my own life, and it should make you feel good too. Why? Because hopefully you haven’t puked on yourself like this at any point in the last however-many years you’ve been alive. That would be depressing.
High fives all around for not being this dude.