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This Guy Has a Message For Every Girl Who Has Ever Asked Him to Do the Impossible While Having Sex

By / 09.04.14

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This guy should stop tweeting, because I can’t fathom him topping this masterpiece; this message to all the girls who have ever told him to “GO DEEPER” during sex. Shut it down, friend, for you have reached the top of the highest mountain.

And “go deeper,” ladies? Really? That’s like us asking you to “make it shallower.” It’s. Just. Not. Possible. Plus, it’s not as if we aren’t already trying to put our entire body inside you. We are. Trust me.

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The struggle is real.

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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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