I can't lie to you beautiful bastards, I'm a fan of "Triple D" ("Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" to the layperson), "Guy's Big Bite," and people who wear their sunglasses in the wrong direction. But does that make me a Guy Fieri fan? Shit, it does! Dammit. Fuck.
Where was I going with this before I publicly shamed myself? Oh yeah, Guy Fieri is kind of the running joke in the culinary world and, well, society. Yesterday, the joke added another layer as the person who bought the domain name for Guy's American Kitchen and Bar had some fun at Guy's menu's expense. His restaurant, if you remember, opened to scathing reviews a few months ago, which seems impossible because I still imagine it as a palace of bold flavors and decadence.
Anyway, the guy who bought the site altered Guy's menu and now the items on it are even more outrageously named and described than they already were. I know one righteous dude who might call the actions against this menu "out of bounds."
Also, it has recently been found out by Gawker that the guy basically borrowed (or plagiarized) the entire menu from jokes other people have made on Twitter.