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This Guy Faked His Own Death to a Girl Over Text Message After She Didn’t Respond to Him, Plan Backfires Epically

By / 08.27.14

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I saw this on Chad Johnson’s Twitter feed the other day on my way home from the office. It is a pretty ridiculous text exchange between a guy and a girl who has no interest in said guy. At first he was persistent in his attempt to get her to talk to him, but she just kept on ignoring him. That is, until he decided to pretend to be his own mother and text her again informing her that he fucking died. I mean…that is just the boldest strategy imaginable. Let’s see how it worked out for him.

[H/T Immaculate Ice]


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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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