Date Rape isn’t funny so I’m not going to make any jokes in here, except for this one:
If that guy approached me at a bar there is no shot in hell I would give him the time of day to even get a chance at dropping roofies in my drink.
I’m sorry (not really), but come on. Look at him. He’s wearing a fucking graphic t-shirt for fuck’s sake. The last time I ever saw a guy wear a graphic shirt like that was back in middle school. Ugh, I’m dry like the Sahara desert just looking at it.