This bro from Florence, Alabama went on down to his local Walmart to pick up some lubricant his guns, because he’s a responsible gun owner and in order to keep one’s weapons in working order it’s important to add fluid. Upon arriving at the gun section of the Florence Walmart he picked up a bottle of ‘Gun Oil’, which you’d think might be oil for guns, but in fact is actually sex lube. Realizing his error after reading the label and seeing ‘water based lubricant’ Jamie Lee Bracey filmed this glorious video for Facebook that has since gone viral, picking up over 3.2 million views:
Canada’s Global News reports:
The customer begins to read the description of the product.
“Let’s see here: long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and Paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone, ‘oh that sounds good that sounds really good,’” Bracey quips. “I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.
“Then I see the ‘Ginseng and guarana to promote blood flow,’ and I’m like, ‘What?’ For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas. Boom!”A Facebook user commented on Bracey’s video saying that it’s a common mistake for some stores to stock personal lube in the sports section.
“I work in sporting goods at Cloverdale. Other associates leave it at my counter having no idea what it really is,” Johnny Yerbey wrote. “I always have to take it back to pharmacy haha. Its sooo deceiving.”
So is the point of the ‘gun oil’ name to just trick people into buying their product? Why not just give the sex lube a name that doesn’t confuse the shit out of people? Or why not keep the name and start selling gun lube? This seems like it’s all a lot more complicated than it should be….right?