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The Ultimate Guide to a Strategic Game of ‘Never Have I Ever’

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Anyone who has done what the first player has not must take a drink, (not a sip, pussy). The game then continues in the same fashion, moving clockwise. To ensure your group makes it out of the game vomit-free, many play with ten fingers raised (drinks can sit on your lap or by your side.) And every time a player has done something that’s been mentioned, they must take their drink and drop one finger until, eventually, all ten fingers are down. When this happens, you're out of the game.

The last remaining player is then crowned most sexually inexperienced and will be mocked for the remainder of the night—as they should be.

The beauty of this game is that it reveals fascinating facts about its participants. And when attractive women are involved, you need to get strategic. Sure, you still want everyone to get buzzed, but you also want to know if you have a shot with the cute brunette across the table, right?

Bros, let’s do both: Here are the ten best questions to ask—and what they reveal—when you play Never Have I Ever with a group of gorgeous women and some bros.

Additional Rule (Recommended): If nobody has done what a player mentions, the player who uttered the statement must drink. This will kibosh any shitty, ineffective statements by participants and will force them to get more creative and strategic on their next turn.

Disclaimer: Assuming you're playing an honest game, tell the truth. If you have done any of the below, skip to the next suggestion. Liars can easily ruin this game.

“Never have I ever slept with anyone in this room”
What it reveals:

  • If you’re dealing with a buddy’s sloppy seconds
  • Whether you need to honor the bro code (meaning your friend has feelings for her and she’s off-limits)

“Never have I ever had anal sex”
What it reveals:

  • She’s actually willing to go there
  • She’s experienced and could teach you a thing or two

“Never have I ever had a one night stand”
What it reveals:

  • You should work on her right away
  • She isn’t too concerned with commitment

“Never have I ever had a threesome”
What it reveals:

  • She’s open-minded and willing to share
  • There is little she wouldn’t be willing to do

“Never have I ever had a fuck buddy”
What it reveals:

  • She wants sex but not commitment

“Never have I ever had sex outdoors”
What it reveals:

  • You should potentially take her on a hike
  • She’s adventurous

“Never have I ever sent a nude picture in a text”
What it reveals:

  • You need her number, now
  • She’s confident about her body, or, at least, parts of her body

“Never have I ever slept with an ex after we broke up”
What it reveals:

  • She might not be over her ex (this could be good or bad)
  • She falls hard; may be a clinger

“Never have I ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend”
What it reveals:

  • If she’s currently committed, you still have a chance with her
  • She’s not girlfriend material

“Never have I ever had Skype sex”
What it reveals:

  • You must add her on Skype
  • She’s not afraid to express herself sexually

If you choose to play a few more rounds, feel free to pick from this insightful pool:

  • Never have I ever used handcuffs or other bondage equipment
  • Never have I ever given or received a rim job
  • Never have I ever had sex in a movie theatre
  • Never have I ever had sex in a car
  • Never have I ever given or received a foot job
  • Never have I ever hooked up with two people at different times in one night
  • Never have I ever had sex for money
  • Never have I ever hooked up with a member of the same sex
  • Never have I ever had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than me
  • Never have I ever slept with someone I met on a dating site


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