David Beckman, you are allegedly one sick, sick, f*ck.
Note the spelling. That's David Beckman. Not to be confused with David Beckham, the once-relevant soccer player who makes Brinks trucks of cash a year.
David Beckman isn't married to Victoria.
Dude.... WTF?! Is this guy some character on Shameless or something? Chicago, why are you do f*cked up in the head?