Gronk And Big Papi’s New Love Song About Iced Coffee Entitled ‘Me Estoy Enamorando’ Is Baby Making Music


Rob Gronkowski and David Ortiz are at it again with another beautifully performed tune about Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee. There was this one. And this one. And now a beautifully written (I have no idea what he’s saying) love ballad that would make Enrique Iglesias cream in his pants.

BUT WAIT. Is Gronk cheating on Dunkin’ Donuts with Starbucks? The green straw is a sure fire giveaway. I can’t wait for the release of the next song entitled ‘Side Bitch.’

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.