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By / 04.15.14

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This sassy black lady’s jelly bean story is well worth the next 34-seconds of your life.

I know. I KNOW. I’m just as confused as you as to how this story began and how it might end. I actually think it might be the beginning to a really weird BBW porn that ends in her pooping out a bag of beans. I’ve seen some really weird porn plots in my day and I’m thinking this could be one of them.

But if it isn’t from a weird jelly-bean-shitting porno, this video was a success for this lady because everyone who watches it will find it difficult to think about anything other than her getting the jelly beans out of her turd farm for the next 2-3 minutes. That right there is the American Dream.

Ok, time for me to eat breakfast.

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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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