Someone Put A GoPro On A Hammerhead Shark And You’ve Got To Wonder Why They Didn’t Get A Great White

Come on, GoPro. Be better at GoProing. Put that fucking camera on a Great White next time. Maybe find one that is swimming a little to close to the shore. Make it interesting.

Not that this wasn’t interesting or anything, but if I wanted to watch a boring, two-minute POV video I’d watch amateur porn.

I mean, this is as exciting as the video gets, which maybe peak excitement for all you ocean lovers out there. But for the casual ocean fan, I need more. I need danger.

[H/T FTW]

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.