Life
by David Covucci on December 31, 2013

And the ten this year show that humans can no longer function without the help of computernetbots telling them what to do. Here they are, via Time, presented 10-1 (with my comments in italics, obvi):

10. How to Vader - Why would you ever Google how to perform a meme. I can feel the loser on you.
9. How to Unjailbreak - You fucked up.
8. How to Whistle - Did you not go to elementary school?
7. How to Flirt - This ain't gonna help. 
6. How to Kiss - This ain't gonna help, either. 
5. How to Knit - Search how to be a recluse. 
4. How to Blog - You will fail at it.
3. How to Get a Passport – … go to the passport office?
2. How to File - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW THIS? 
1. How to Tie a Tie – Ha. Your Dad left you when you were a child. 

In case you were wondering, my number one “How To” search was “How to get your dog to stop peeing when she's scared.” I Googled that eight times. 

[Man typing via Shutterstock]