Life
by David Covucci on June 12, 2014

supervolcanoes

Volcanoes are cool. Spewing super hot magma, sending torrents of lava into nearby towns, instilling such great fear into the villagers that they begin praying to the Sky God Torvus to bring upon swift death.

But you know what’s cooler than a volcano? A supervolcano, because a supervolcano has the ability to kill us all. By sending toxic gases high into the sky, changing the global climate and producing famine at scales unseen. If you want humanity to die, vote Supervolcano in 2016.

But first, watch this video to learn how they’ll do us in. Suprise, there’s one in America that’s ready to burst.

[H/T Laughing Squid]

David Covucci

About David Covucci...

David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at david.covucci@brobible.com.